
By Tom
Yesterday after a long hard but productive day of renovating a rental house Shari and I met up with some friends at Tommy T's to see Gallagher the politically incorrect and extremely messy comedian. We sat in the front and didn't buy the plastic ponchos offered at the door. Our friends sat in the back and sides of the stage and bought plastic, apparently they are afraid of food. It was funny watching everyone sitting around us up front freaking out and putting on the ponchos and plastic as soon as he got in to the messy part of his act. He then convinced everyone to put the plastic down then flung a bottle of strawberry syrup over the unprotected audience. That sticky pink syrup got everywhere. An older guy sitting across from me freaked out when a glob landed on his pink shirt that he took off an hid under his plastic for the rest of the night. The one thing Shari hates in this world is mushrooms. Gallagher made a concocsion made mostly of canned mushroom soup and a huge glob of it landed on the table right in front of Shari I laughed so hard, I have tears in my eyes thinking about it right now. I'm glad it didn't land on her it was funnier to see the large pile of the thing she can't stand sitting their on the plastic covered table. We got out of there without getting too messy. We were going to get a burger with our friends at our favorite restaurant "the Ale House" afterwards but ended up going home instead. I guess I didn't realize how much food I caught until I went to put my seatbelt on. I don't mind cleaning stains out of the seats and doors of my truck but I should probably try and avoid getting cream cheese up in the retracing seat belt. I took my shirt off and threw it in the back of the truck. Once home we jumped in the TV hot tub and ordered a pizza. Where we got sucked in to watching an "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" marathon.
What a fun Saturday.
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